Reports from Project Rockstar
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Page 16 of journal roll Stones "in August '05, No 1
Apotheosis and fall of the rectal circumference
First of all: who are the rectal circumference? They are a group from the classic rock and roll die 60 years very active in concerts and recordings in the area of Finocchiaro / Capranica. They were founded a year ago by their leader Erasmo that it was the role of guitarist and singer, his close associates in the group are: Marcello (bass), Nara (groupie / drums), Gato (pianist). In their
, albeit brief, career has recorded three singles which include the splendid debut "Lecco your cunt" written by Marcello and Gato, the song had huge success with the well-known tourist 'Music Gufano. Intoxicated by the success of this song on that theme continue recording another masterpiece (written by Marc): "Suck my dick." By now their name and 'the talk of the neighborhood, and the glory' only one step away from their hands and decide to write their names in the history of recording their latest (and most 'famous Ed) single "inserted in the fuck' anus."
Unfortunately, however, 'just when they arrive at' peak of their career, tragedy happens ... tree in a room, in the throes of a state of deep depression, Erasmatico dies suffocated by his own foam the toothpaste while brushing his teeth.
At this point, Marcello tries to take the reins of the group, beginning with the recording of their first concept album "The whores never die" but without success, the charismatic Erasmatico was the 'soul of the group, the driver, who kept him together, the group disbanded.
Cosi ', while we were in the popular pub rock in that Vetralla, Marcello meet drinking a glass of lemonade, and if we ask 'prepared to give an' interview and luckily we get
Stones roll: So, Marc, we realize how bad it is right now ... Erasmatico and the death of 'very close, how about you?
Marcello: Well ... I remember when we were designing the track and then will take 'the name of "inserted in the fuck' ano" always said he did not remember how to change guitar strings ... This made him angry and depressed at the same time.
RP: I see, so I think this was the cause of his suicide? We knew that his resulted from a depression in its history gone wrong with Nara
M: No, Nara was engaged with another guy, I think it was called mouth ... has never had relations with us in the group.
RP: Well ... proceed further, what do you think of the future of the anal circumference?
M: I have no idea ... But 'I think that Gato was making arrangements with Alonzo brothers to reform the group. Frankly I do not care what will happen '. Now enough with this interview, go away. Driven
a bit 'in malomodo by' artist Marcello, let us know by brothers Alonzo on this new formation of rectal circumference. We find them playing in the sparkling resort 'in their version Barbarano of "Suck my dick," a lot more 'hard rock hard in his new role. After the concert stop them as they entered in the 500 parked in front of the local
rolling Stones: Lillo (Alonzo), what can you say about your decision to reform the rectal circumference?
Lillo: We want to continue with the issues that are very dear to us of the old Circle rectal ... only reinterprets the key in hard rock.
RP: Do you have 'in mind to prepare something?
L: Yes, currently we already have 'a piece ready "A-ho! Anna-mo." A song that is unpacked kids that are taken under by a tank, lasts 14 seconds.
RP: Wonderful! Do you have other plans for the future?
L: It 's better to burn out than to fade away soon.
RP: Oh, well, I 's right! Why you think so?
L: Well ... is cool and likes to sixteen, then vabeh ... I bought a shotgun and I got engaged to a certain Hana Putt, playing in a band called Bottomless Pit.
RP: Oh yeah, I understand. Well, when you think you kill yourself?
L: It depends ... I first have to produce T-shirts, hats, shoes, pens, underwear, dentrifici, toothpicks, tomatoes with my picture above ... so 'I benefits.
RP: A very smart move Lillo ... and well 'was a pleasure talking with you, Lilly. See you at your next concert in Montefiascone.
L: Okay, see ya!
What does the future hold with regard to new rectal circumference? Would not meet the reputation left by their predecessors on their shoulders? Will they become the idols of several generations of teenagers depressed? We can not know for the moment, you will know everything in the next issue of rolling stone!
Giorgio Moretti
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